We’re buried under 8 inches or so of snow here in Chicago, and my furnace is broken to boot. So, since my fingers are too frozen to type much, please enjoy this VH1 spoof game show with everyone’s favorite masochistic loser, Bret Michaels. From Jezebel.com:

Just about everyone and everything turns on Bret Michaels. A woman with big breasts? Turn-on. A woman with small breasts? Same thing. If a woman is shy, it turns him on, if a woman is throwing herself at him, it turns him on, and even if a woman is throwing up, it turns him on. It’s become a running joke, so the folks at VH1 decided to have some fun with it, and had Bret play a game of “Animal, Vegetable, It Kinda Turns Me On,” during which Bret is presented with options (Hillary Clinton, a kumquat, a four-way stop sign) and has to decide whether it’s an animal, a vegetable or a turn-on. Watch it all the way to the end to see Bret’s mini breakdown. He continues to rock our world.

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