This was just too outrageous not to mention. Samsung has just released a phone (”for the ladies”) that includes a calorie counter; ‘Pink Schedule’ (to track your menstrual cycles); ‘Fatness Indicator,’ so that you can check your BMI at any given moment; and something called ‘Bio-Rhythm,’ which “enables you to check your physical, emotional and intellectual cycles on a daily basis.”
This just barely beats out the superhero pepper spray bracelet some dude in Florida invented “to help victims of crime.”
SERIOUSLY? Someone please do a little digging and tell me that this is a joke.
Here’s where I cleverly relate this to music: If you do buy this phone, make my jam of the day your ringtone. It’s the incomparable Jens Lekman, who has the number one album in Sweden right now (the Swedes are fucking rad). Enjoy.


2 responses so far ↓
Bergen // Nov 1, 2007 at 3:28 pm
DUDE. Shit like that pisses me off. Same with the pink disposable razors. Did you know that they’re more expensive than the same black razors for dudes? Just cause they’re pink?
I’ll stick with black razors and my black Razor, thanks.
which came first // Nov 9, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Your “jam of the day” sounds like a John Mayer rip-off. I do , however, enjoy Jen’s song entitled Kanske Ar Jag Kar i Dig.
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