For whatever reason, I don’t watch much episodic TV anymore, but I do seem to find time for plenty of reality television. Top Chef is the reality TV that it’s socially acceptable to like, but a close second is Poison singer Bret Michael’s search for more than a groupie, Rock of Love.
It’s been a tumultuous season, replete with not-so-believable soul-searching, ill-advised tattoos, drunk puking followed by drunk confessions of love, and flying raw chicken parts…kind of like a Poison show, right? Through all of the cattiness, bitching, and pointless gossip, two ladies have risen above to face off in Sunday’s finale (9pm EST, VH1).
Heather is a stripper. I don’t mind her crass language, overly revealing outfits, big hair, or crazy-bitch outbursts, but I do have to question her sanity after she got Bret’s name TATTOOED ON HER NECK in like, the fourth episode. Take about wearing your heart on your…yeah. 
Jes is a pretty level-headed Midwesterner who seems genuine in most areas. It’s obvious that she SHOULD win, so I’m ready to see how VH1 makes this finale as watchable as the rest of the series now that super wild woman Lacey has been voted off.
You know you’re gonna watch it, so what’s the twist??
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wendy // Sep 29, 2007 at 9:32 am
The women in those two pictures look like interchangeable face/torsos with different hair and clothing…as though they are molded from some porno avatar at the Living Doll™ factory, bizarre!
In any case, you have me very curious about this show. I’ve heard about it but never had the chance to see it. What a ridiculous concept, but compelling! I actually feel sorry for the winner.
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