Taco Bell is generously offering touring rock bands up to $500 worth of their ick-ick-yuck food as a “thank you” to the kind of clientele that keep that crap shack open Til Midnight or Later! every night. I’m no road warrior, but something tells me that eating 3 Chalupas (because they’re free) and getting back into a van with 4 or 5 other dudes who have just done the same thing is not the best idea in the world. Nevertheless, today is the last day to register your traveling troupe of troubadours, so pack some Alka-Seltzer and hit the road.

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