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Entries from August 2007

Those Pine Tree Air Fresheners Are A Real Life Saver.

August 30th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Taco Bell is generously offering touring rock bands up to $500 worth of their ick-ick-yuck food as a “thank you” to the kind of clientele that keep that crap shack open Til Midnight or Later! every night. I’m no road warrior, but something tells me that eating 3 Chalupas (because they’re free) and getting back […]

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I Was Freakin’ There: The One AM Radio @ Empty Bottle

August 28th, 2007 · No Comments

Every Monday night, the dirtbag dancehall we know and love as the Empty Bottle opens its doors to all kinds of cheap people, who take advantage of the lack of cover charge to get absolutely shit canned on $1.25 PBRs. The hipsterati mix with locals from the eclectic Ukrainian Village, where the venue is located, […]

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100 Calorie Packs

August 27th, 2007 · No Comments

Welcome to 100 Calorie Packs, the NDFY guide to what’s yankin’ our chain and what’s got a one-way ticket to the resale counter at Reckless Records…all in 100 words or less. Who’s got time to read the kind of overwrought, verbose, and self-important reviews that leave you wondering if the writer even listened to the […]

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They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab, I Said…”Ok, Fine, If I Can Still Beat Some Ass”

August 25th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Sorry, y’all…I know many (most?) of you are Amy Winehouse fans, but the bitch is ca-razy. I understand addiction and self-destruction when you’re, say, Kurt Cobain…but really, what’s with vapid pop singers beating the shit out of themselves (and their husbands)? And who let her out of rehab?
Anyone…anyone? Bueller?

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Calendar Girl: What We’re Really Fuckin’ Excited To See – Rhyme Spitters 4 at The Metro

August 24th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Four years ago, Rich Seng was a former seminary student making low-budget TV ads for local businesses when a friend took him to a hip hop open mic at Subterranean. One thing led to another that night, and before anyone knew what hit ‘em two renowned local emcees were freestyle battling each other. An idea […]

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